Today I wrote the first draft of the first episode of Pussy High. I am not very experience with writing scripts or making films. It’s going to take a lot of work to get this first episode done. But I have the dolls, I have the camera, and I have the toy high school ready!
I’ve decided that for the time being my Kitty Glitter persona is dead. I wrote one new story under that name recently, it was called Strung Out On Cum. I wrote it with the intention of submitting it to a zine called Underbelly. They ended up rejecting it. I may submit it somewhere else, I think it’s a pretty cool story.
I achieved a lot under the Kitty Glitter name. I wrote Wesley Crusher: Teenage Fuck Machine, the most legendary Star Trek fan fiction ever. I also destroyed Chuck Wendig and made him cry by writing Soy Wars: The Soylence Of The Lambs.
Kitty Glitter has done enough. It’s time to move on.
Since I’ve been doing The Pussy Centipede podcast under the name name Pussy Tantrum I decided that my creator name for Pussy High will be Cum Carmichael.
Cum Carmichael’s Pussy High!
Get ready fuckface!
I started working on content for my own Youtube channel. This is my first video so far, it’s called The Anakin Show Featuring Kitty Krueger. I want to get famous for being an asshole, being a fat piece of shit, and for talking shit about people all day. That seems to be the career path set by trailblazers like Ethan Van Sciver, The Quartering, and Mundane Matt.
So check it out, and make sure to smash that subscribe button:
Many years ago I had a blog called TheodorePuertoriquez.com. It was a blog written by a Puerto Rican cat who had a “dirty Sanchez” style mustache.
This was before I ever wrote stuff under the name Kitty Glitter. I later used that same cat face as the face of Kitty Glitter.
While I was still working under the name Theodore Puertoriquez I was really into horror host shows, and decided to make my own. The show was going to be called Theodore’s Creepy Kitchen. It was supposed to be a horror host/cooking show.
I created my Kitty Krueger puppet for this show, and since then have used that puppet in other projects. I hope to use him again in the future.
These segments were designed to go along with the 1988 horror film Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers. I will be the first to admit that Theodore’s Creepy Kitchen is pretty crappy, but you might get a kick out of watching it.
Please comment below if you have any opinions on Theodore’s Creepy Kitchen!
A while back I started making a film review show called The Meow Meow Show with my girlfriend. It was done with my Kitty Krueger puppet and a stuffed white tiger. Unfortunately we got totally lazy and never made more than three episodes.
I think the show is worth checking out if you’re into weird shit, so I figured I’d post it here: