The Pussy Centipede: This Sweet Kittyness

When The Pussy Centipede podcast comes back I will be doing an adaptation/homage to my favorite novel: Patricia Highsmith’s This Sweet Sickness.

It’s not really going to be a straight adaptation since I don’t have the rights, it’s just going to be a really similar story, with a really similar plot.  This is going to be the most ambitious thing I’ve tried with The Pussy Centipede, and it might also be the crappiest.

It’s likely that nobody will enjoy this except for me.  I made this preview poster for it, check it out!

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The Pussy Centipede #33: The Serbian Powers Of Mila Kunis!

In this exciting new episode of The Pussy Centipede Mila Kunis is forced to invoke her Serbian powers!

This episode is sponsored by @TheBruvsTV.  Follow them on Twitter and look up their totally awesome animated series The Bruvs on Youtube!

I drew this picture of my favorite Fox News reporter Emily Compagno sitting on Doctor Of Kittes.  Click the picture to hear the new episode:

 

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The Pussy Centipede #32: Paul Joseph Watson’s Improper Cum Guilt

I’m excited to announce a new episode of The Pussy Centipede.  This episode focuses on Paul Joseph Watson’s improper guilt.  I am happy to announce that this episode also introduces the fact that Doctor Of Kitties drives a Geo Metro.

In other news I recently received my first ever review of The Pussy Centipede on Sticher, it was one star and the person said, “This podcast made my ears bleed.  Avoid at all costs!”

Isn’t that awesome?  Click the photo of the Geo Metro below to hear the new episode!

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Doctor Of Kitties

I have drawn Doctor Of Kitties many times, but this time I decided to draw him in the style of the kitty from the opening titles of Spider Baby.  If you follow this site you may have seen my older post about Spider Baby star Jill Banner, and you know how I think it’s the greatest movie ever made.

If you haven’t been listening to The Pussy Centipede just click on this picture of Doctor Of Kitties and you will be transported to the Radio Public page for The Pussy Centipede!

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The Pussy Centipede #30 & #31

Sometimes it can be really discouraging seeing how dumb and phony society has become.  But maybe it was always phony, like in The Catcher In The Rye that kid thought everyone was phony.

It’s really hard not to give into the bad feelings sometimes, but I know there are still a lot of good people in the world.  And I know we have heroes like Laura Loomer who spend every day fighting to expose the evil in the world!

I also recorded two more episodes of The Pussy Centipede, sometimes trying to do the most innovative podcast ever can seem like a daunting task, I can get overwhelmed by self doubt and be like “What if this isn’t the greatest thing anyone has ever done?”

But then I listen to it and it becomes clear that I am probably some kind of genius, and also the most talented person ever.  Click on the photos below to listen to the new episodes!

The Pussy Centipede #30: Global Centipede

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The Pussy Centipede #31: The Moon In Vaginal Retrograde + Rape

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The Pussy Centipede Episodes #28 & #29

I recorded two more episodes of The Pussy Centipede.  I’ve begun to experiment with computery voices and soundboards in order to help usher The Pussy Centipede into the future world of 2019!

I’m hoping to release at least one new episode a week.  Also, I’ve noticed that if you listen to the show on Anchor there are really long pauses in between the segments, so it’s better to listen to the show on Sticher or Radio Public or one of the other platforms it’s available on!

Click the images below to hear the new episodes!

Episode #28: Abortion Is Murder!

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Episode #29: First Aid Kit Fireworks

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The Pussy Centipede #27: The Cum Whisperer

This will probably be the last new episode of The Pussy Centipede for 2018.  I dedicate it to Bre Layton.  A brilliant voice we lost too soon.  Proper journalism, which is the sort that Bre did, exposes corruption and opens people’s eyes.  She wasn’t some fat, putrid, lying turd like CNN’s Bryan Stelter.  She was a true journalist, the eyes and ears of the people.

What I do isn’t journalism, but I like to believe that The Pussy Centipede exposes corruption and uncovers the truth in its own special way.

Please click the picture of Bre to hear the new episode, and have a happy new year!  And remember to seek out the people who will tell you the truth, the people who will refuse to let you hide in your echo chamber of lies!

JM
Bre Payton 1992-2018