Chap, I do not care if you ever listen to The Pussy Centipede, or if you ever purchase one of my crappy kitty porno books. But it occurred to me this morning that before The Pussy Centipede came along nobody had ever questioned the podcast as an art-form. It seems as though most fellows were quite content to record interviews with famous mediocrities, speak about a film or book they enjoyed or hated, cry about some sort of political issue, or regurgitate spooky urban legends.
Nobody had ever though to play, to experiment, to use the podcasting form as if it were a box of crayons. Nobody before I that is!
The importance of The Pussy Centipede is that podcasting has more possibilities, it has the ability to become something greater than what it has been. Podcasting is a powerful creative tool, much like a crayon. Nobody ever used a crayon to regurgitate tired Star Wars criticism or attack SJWs. Or perhaps they have chap?
Regardless, to be a creator is noble, even if you fail. To be a pop culture whore is not noble. Do you want to use your imagination to cry about Star Wars or Star Trek or say “Every movie sucks!” or “Every movie is awesome!” or do you want to create something of your own, bring something into the universe that has never existed?
Granted, it’s easy to get people to care about your pop culture prostitution. It’s easy to sell your imagination much like a whore’s pussy. So if that’s what you want then go make another Star Wars review show or horror movie fan boy show, go make another true crime podcast and regurgitate stories that have already been regurgitated a million times over. Sometimes it may be easier to bring absolutely nothing to the table.
Look at Ethan Van Sciver, he was once a great artist, but ask most people today and they only know about his Youtube videos where he cries about Star Wars movies and opines on Brie Larson’s face.
He has become nothing more than a prostitute, a pawn in the giant Disney machine.
Humans are born with a great gift, a gift that cats and puppies do not have, that gift is the imagination. Why not use it? Why not choose to be a creator and not a regurgitator!
The Pussy Centipede will be going on a brief hiatus, the story of the puppy centipede and Bobby Trendy’s treachery has concluded. You may hear the newest episode by clicking the photograph below!