Have you heard my podcast yet? Episode one is the best place to star your The Pussy Centipede journey!
I am happy to announce that The Pussy Centipede podcast will now be recorded on advanced cassette technology. We are moving podcasting into the analog future!
So many lazy jerks record their podcast using antiquated digital technologies, which is probably why they are all so shitty and lame!
So our newest episode, The Pussy Centipede #41: All Scorpions Are Born In Late February, will be the first ever podcast recorded on cassette tape recording technology!
When The Pussy Centipede podcast comes back I will be doing an adaptation/homage to my favorite novel: Patricia Highsmith’s This Sweet Sickness.
It’s not really going to be a straight adaptation since I don’t have the rights, it’s just going to be a really similar story, with a really similar plot. This is going to be the most ambitious thing I’ve tried with The Pussy Centipede, and it might also be the crappiest.
It’s likely that nobody will enjoy this except for me. I made this preview poster for it, check it out!
Chap, I do not care if you ever listen to The Pussy Centipede, or if you ever purchase one of my crappy kitty porno books. But it occurred to me this morning that before The Pussy Centipede came along nobody had ever questioned the podcast as an art-form. It seems as though most fellows were quite content to record interviews with famous mediocrities, speak about a film or book they enjoyed or hated, cry about some sort of political issue, or regurgitate spooky urban legends.
Nobody had ever though to play, to experiment, to use the podcasting form as if it were a box of crayons. Nobody before I that is!
The importance of The Pussy Centipede is that podcasting has more possibilities, it has the ability to become something greater than what it has been. Podcasting is a powerful creative tool, much like a crayon. Nobody ever used a crayon to regurgitate tired Star Wars criticism or attack SJWs. Or perhaps they have chap?
Regardless, to be a creator is noble, even if you fail. To be a pop culture whore is not noble. Do you want to use your imagination to cry about Star Wars or Star Trek or say “Every movie sucks!” or “Every movie is awesome!” or do you want to create something of your own, bring something into the universe that has never existed?
Granted, it’s easy to get people to care about your pop culture prostitution. It’s easy to sell your imagination much like a whore’s pussy. So if that’s what you want then go make another Star Wars review show or horror movie fan boy show, go make another true crime podcast and regurgitate stories that have already been regurgitated a million times over. Sometimes it may be easier to bring absolutely nothing to the table.
Look at Ethan Van Sciver, he was once a great artist, but ask most people today and they only know about his Youtube videos where he cries about Star Wars movies and opines on Brie Larson’s face.
He has become nothing more than a prostitute, a pawn in the giant Disney machine.
Humans are born with a great gift, a gift that cats and puppies do not have, that gift is the imagination. Why not use it? Why not choose to be a creator and not a regurgitator!
The Pussy Centipede will be going on a brief hiatus, the story of the puppy centipede and Bobby Trendy’s treachery has concluded. You may hear the newest episode by clicking the photograph below!
In this exciting new episode of The Pussy Centipede Mila Kunis is forced to invoke her Serbian powers!
This episode is sponsored by @TheBruvsTV. Follow them on Twitter and look up their totally awesome animated series The Bruvs on Youtube!
I drew this picture of my favorite Fox News reporter Emily Compagno sitting on Doctor Of Kittes. Click the picture to hear the new episode:
I had credit on Fiverr and used it to make this crappy commercial for The Pussy Centipede! Maybe this will be the thing that puts my podcast over the top!
I know I posted earlier about my return to The Pussy Centipede, but I’ve never really posted about the show itself.
The Pussy Centipede is a storytelling podcast that was inspired by puppies, kitties, The Anna Nicole Smith Show, and The Human Centipede. It’s hosted by my alter ego Kid Clit or Clit Kid, he’s the baddest radio DJ this side of Cincinnati and has often been compared to Alan Berg.
It’s lit AF and you really need to check it out. So far there’s twenty-one episodes. Just click the photos or find the link in the Pussy Tantrum menu!
It’s been a while since I’ve recorded an episode of The Pussy Centipede. I had gotten bored of doing it and since it’s supposed to be the funnest thing ever made I didn’t feel right doing it if I wasn’t having the funnest time ever. Guess I was just burned out bro and I just wasn’t feeling it. It’s like how Kurt Cobain wasn’t feeling it on the stage so he quit doing music and wrote a suicide note.
But I got the urge to start doing it again, so here’s my new episode. I am gonna aim to do a weekly episode going forward bro! To be honest, I wanna say, I’m genuinely curious as to how people will react to this. I mean it’s just my opinion and no offense. I’m also going to post a totally new drawing that I do with my totally new Crayola markers with each episode, including the rough outline I write for each episode.
So click the picture below to hear the new The Pussy Centipede:
Tonight I will be on the Black Angus Reviews Livestream, it’s something called Udder Chaos Episode 3.
If you don’t get a chance to listen while it’s live, I’m sure the episode will be archived.
The photo accompanying this post is of Mary Elizabeth Winstead. She is generally who I think of as the hottest actress.