The Pussy Centipede #52

The 52nd episode of The Pussy Centipede podcast has been released.  I had strep throat but luckily I was able to get my fiancee to record this episode for me.  Please check it out, I think she did a really good job, plus she wrote and original song just for this episode.

If you’re not listening to the show you’re really missing out!

The Pussy Centipede #49: Duran Duran Lily Allen AIDS Mask Herpes Face

Today’s episode of The Pussy Centipede is possibly the most exciting episode yet! Not only is it hosted by princess Kate Middleton but it also features British superstars Simon LeBon and Lily Allen!

This episode is a tribute to British culture and ’80s horror slasher films and features a score by the talented White Bat Audio!  If you’re in need of royalty free horror music make sure to check out his channel on Youtube!

If you’re enjoying The Pussy Centipede and would like to show your support, why not consider purchasing a totally awesome EBook from Bunnula Publishing.  The books are only three dollars and every dollar goes to support The Pussy Centipede!

 

The Pussy Centipede #48: Kate Middleton, “The Queen Of Nowhere”

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I’m excited to announce a new episode of The Pussy Centipede.  This is the fourth scripted show, and the fourth to be recorded using a Tascam 4-Track Cassette Machine.  This is an episode I struggled with, it’s hard to do multiple British voices in one episode, and it’s especially hard to do British without slipping into Australian or Irish.  At least all my accents are consistently terrible.  I also had to do several tigery voices.  Anyway, please check out the new episode.  Listens have been down lately and if you’re a fan of the show please make sure to share links on your social media and leave reviews on the podcasting platform of your choice.  It really helps, especially when doing a weird ass podcast like this:

The Pussy Centipede #47: The Return Of Bobby Trendy

I’m happy to post a new episode of The Pussy Centipede.  This will be the third episode I scripted in advance and so far I’ve been able to keep up with my weekly schedule of releasing an episode every Wednesday.

This episode was recorded on cassette tape using a Tascam machine, I had hoped to be able to record this on a Sony MiniDisc recorder but, unfortunately, the MiniDisc I bought on EBay was not working properly and I had to return it.  I hope one day I’ll be able to find a MiniDisc recorder in working order.

Here is the new episiode, which details the return of the greatest villain The Pussy Centipede has seen so far, notorious interior designer Bobby Trendy!

The Pussy Centipede Travels Into Future!

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I am happy to announce that The Pussy Centipede podcast will now be recorded on advanced cassette technology.  We are moving podcasting into the analog future!

So many lazy jerks record their podcast using antiquated digital technologies, which is probably why they are all so shitty and lame!

So our newest episode, The Pussy Centipede #41: All Scorpions Are Born In Late February, will be the first ever podcast recorded on cassette tape recording technology!

The Pussy Centipede: This Sweet Kittyness

When The Pussy Centipede podcast comes back I will be doing an adaptation/homage to my favorite novel: Patricia Highsmith’s This Sweet Sickness.

It’s not really going to be a straight adaptation since I don’t have the rights, it’s just going to be a really similar story, with a really similar plot.  This is going to be the most ambitious thing I’ve tried with The Pussy Centipede, and it might also be the crappiest.

It’s likely that nobody will enjoy this except for me.  I made this preview poster for it, check it out!

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On The Importance Of The Pussy Centipede

Chap, I do not care if you ever listen to The Pussy Centipede, or if you ever purchase one of my crappy kitty porno books.  But it occurred to me this morning that before The Pussy Centipede came along nobody had ever questioned the podcast as an art-form.  It seems as though most fellows were quite content to record interviews with famous mediocrities, speak about a film or book they enjoyed or hated, cry about some sort of political issue, or regurgitate spooky urban legends.

Nobody had ever though to play, to experiment, to use the podcasting form as if it were a box of crayons.  Nobody before I that is!

The importance of The Pussy Centipede is that podcasting has more possibilities, it has the ability to become something greater than what it has been.  Podcasting is a powerful creative tool, much like a crayon.  Nobody ever used a crayon to regurgitate tired Star Wars criticism or attack SJWs.  Or perhaps they have chap?

Regardless, to be a creator is noble, even if you fail.  To be a pop culture whore is not noble.  Do you want to use your imagination to cry about Star Wars or Star Trek or say “Every movie sucks!” or “Every movie is awesome!” or do you want to create something of your own, bring something into the universe that has never existed?

Granted, it’s easy to get people to care about your pop culture prostitution.  It’s easy to sell your imagination much like a whore’s pussy.  So if that’s what you want then go make another Star Wars review show or horror movie fan boy show, go make another true crime podcast and regurgitate stories that have already been regurgitated a million times over.  Sometimes it may be easier to bring absolutely nothing to the table.

Look at Ethan Van Sciver, he was once a great artist, but ask most people today and they only know about his Youtube videos where he cries about Star Wars movies and opines on Brie Larson’s face.

He has become nothing more than a prostitute, a pawn in the giant Disney machine.

Humans are born with a great gift, a gift that cats and puppies do not have, that gift is the imagination.  Why not use it? Why not choose to be a creator and not a regurgitator!

The Pussy Centipede will be going on a brief hiatus, the story of the puppy centipede and Bobby Trendy’s treachery has concluded.  You may hear the newest episode by clicking the photograph below!

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