My latest book Ghostly Ellis-Bextor is about to drop on every EBook platform except Amazon (since I was banned from Amazon for life).
Ghostly Ellis-Bextor was inspired by the British pop star Sophie Ellis-Bextor and it’s an awesome book if you like stories about pyschotic kitties, abusive spooky ghosts, and mean puppies.
If you’re not familiar with Sophie Ellis-Bextor you should check out her video below:
And if you’d like a copy of Ghostly Ellis-Bextor just click on the picture below:
I am currently working on a couple of new books. It never takes me long because my books are usually less than twenty pages or less, and I don’t really edit them.
It’s the way you have to write on the streets, when you’re running from bullets and people are throwing pieces of crack at you, you have to write and publish as fast as you can.
Don’t ever spend more than two minutes on the cover art either, and try to use crayons whenever you can.
I drew these two book covers for books I plan to write, and I’m gonna come up with the plots using this random Creepypasta plot generator:
Call Me By Your AIDS probably involves a green cat, a witch, a dimensional doorway, and a blob monster.
Charles Manson Vs. The Lords Of AIDSTown is probably about a real estate dispute between maniacs.
Squad Goals is the story of a bunny murder gang who are thrown for a loop when their toughest member comes out a gay.
I recently published a book called You Don’t Get A White Bike If It Was AIDS, it’s my first foray in the the teenage kitty genre.