On The Importance Of The Pussy Centipede

Chap, I do not care if you ever listen to The Pussy Centipede, or if you ever purchase one of my crappy kitty porno books.  But it occurred to me this morning that before The Pussy Centipede came along nobody had ever questioned the podcast as an art-form.  It seems as though most fellows were quite content to record interviews with famous mediocrities, speak about a film or book they enjoyed or hated, cry about some sort of political issue, or regurgitate spooky urban legends.

Nobody had ever though to play, to experiment, to use the podcasting form as if it were a box of crayons.  Nobody before I that is!

The importance of The Pussy Centipede is that podcasting has more possibilities, it has the ability to become something greater than what it has been.  Podcasting is a powerful creative tool, much like a crayon.  Nobody ever used a crayon to regurgitate tired Star Wars criticism or attack SJWs.  Or perhaps they have chap?

Regardless, to be a creator is noble, even if you fail.  To be a pop culture whore is not noble.  Do you want to use your imagination to cry about Star Wars or Star Trek or say “Every movie sucks!” or “Every movie is awesome!” or do you want to create something of your own, bring something into the universe that has never existed?

Granted, it’s easy to get people to care about your pop culture prostitution.  It’s easy to sell your imagination much like a whore’s pussy.  So if that’s what you want then go make another Star Wars review show or horror movie fan boy show, go make another true crime podcast and regurgitate stories that have already been regurgitated a million times over.  Sometimes it may be easier to bring absolutely nothing to the table.

Look at Ethan Van Sciver, he was once a great artist, but ask most people today and they only know about his Youtube videos where he cries about Star Wars movies and opines on Brie Larson’s face.

He has become nothing more than a prostitute, a pawn in the giant Disney machine.

Humans are born with a great gift, a gift that cats and puppies do not have, that gift is the imagination.  Why not use it? Why not choose to be a creator and not a regurgitator!

The Pussy Centipede will be going on a brief hiatus, the story of the puppy centipede and Bobby Trendy’s treachery has concluded.  You may hear the newest episode by clicking the photograph below!

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The Pussy Centipede #33: The Serbian Powers Of Mila Kunis!

In this exciting new episode of The Pussy Centipede Mila Kunis is forced to invoke her Serbian powers!

This episode is sponsored by @TheBruvsTV.  Follow them on Twitter and look up their totally awesome animated series The Bruvs on Youtube!

I drew this picture of my favorite Fox News reporter Emily Compagno sitting on Doctor Of Kittes.  Click the picture to hear the new episode:

 

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The Pussy Centipede #32: Paul Joseph Watson’s Improper Cum Guilt

I’m excited to announce a new episode of The Pussy Centipede.  This episode focuses on Paul Joseph Watson’s improper guilt.  I am happy to announce that this episode also introduces the fact that Doctor Of Kitties drives a Geo Metro.

In other news I recently received my first ever review of The Pussy Centipede on Sticher, it was one star and the person said, “This podcast made my ears bleed.  Avoid at all costs!”

Isn’t that awesome?  Click the photo of the Geo Metro below to hear the new episode!

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Doctor Of Kitties

I have drawn Doctor Of Kitties many times, but this time I decided to draw him in the style of the kitty from the opening titles of Spider Baby.  If you follow this site you may have seen my older post about Spider Baby star Jill Banner, and you know how I think it’s the greatest movie ever made.

If you haven’t been listening to The Pussy Centipede just click on this picture of Doctor Of Kitties and you will be transported to the Radio Public page for The Pussy Centipede!

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