This is a shitty book I wrote that I can’t publish anywhere without violating terms of service. It’s a The Matrix fan fiction that’s kind of about rape.
The Matrix X: Morpheus Gets Raped
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A vast ocean, so endlessly deep and dark that the water looks pitch black.
This is a dangerous sea that even the worst pirate would be afraid to sail on…
This is the ocean of rape…
And deep below the water, a duo of terrible creatures float around staring at a picture of a puppy on an iPad…
A fat shark with sideburns, and big 70’s style eyeglasses scowls at the puppy on the iPad screen as the video shows the puppy raping, then snuggling several people.
“TBH Maniac of the Ocean,” said a giant sea squid who also had sideburns and big 70’s style eyeglasses, “his rape style is quite fascinating to me.”
“Careful Psycho of the Sea,” Maniac of the Ocean said, “don’t let the puppy’s style blind you to his mediocre technique.”
“With all due respect,” Psycho of the Sea said, “it would not be productive for us to try and delude ourselves into thinking that this puppy is not the chosen one, he is clearly the best raper ever.”
“I regret I have no choice but to concur,” Maniac of the Ocean said, “it would not serve us well to retreat into delusion.”
“Yes comrade,” Psycho of the Seas said, “I suspect that the two of us together, our rape powers combined, can destroy Puppy of Snuggles.”
“Yes,” Maniac of the Ocean said, “we are the true kings of the ocean of rape.”
“How the fuck is this even happening?” thought Morpheus, as he screamed from the pain of Neo’s dick fucking his pee hole.
As Neo humped Morpheus’s cock, Mr. Smith (dressed in his crisp black suit) whispered Regina Spektor lyrics into Morpheus’s black ear, “on the radio, they played November Rain, that solo’s really long, but it’s a pretty sound.”
“Dude,” laughed Neo, “I never knew Regina Spektor was rape rock.”
Then Neo doubled up his humping speed, and Morpheus screamed as he felt his inner dick being ripped up.
“You were the chosen one,” screamed Morpheus, “you were supposed to destroy the Matrix! Not leave the universe in darkness!”
“Stop crying bitch,” Neo said, “you’re gonna make me lose my nut.”
“Yes,” said Mr. Smith, “my boner is dwindling, whatever happened to the tough black guy who was like ‘Yo Neo pick the red pill, we need to take this Matrix out yo!’”
“Stop raping me!” cried Morpheus.
“Dude I know fuck fu!” laughed Neo, as he spurt a hot rope of cum up into Morpheus’s dick hole, it went so far up Morpheus’s dick that it filled his own balls with Neo cum.
The mix of Neo and Morpheus cum was too much, and Morpheus’s balls exploded in a shower of bloody cum and ball flesh!!!
“Ayeee!” screamed Morpheus in a high pitched neutered voice, “my nuts!”
“I came dude,” Neo said as he stepped off Morpheus’s dick, and put his black leather cat suit back on, “I believe it’s your turn Mr. Smith.”
“Neo,” Mr. Smith said, “if I may inquire, how exactly did you penetrate Morpheus’s dick hole? It seems my dick may be too thick to enter properly.”
“Dude,” Neo laughed, “I totally used my Matrix powers to make my dick like a needle in order to totally facilitate full dickhole penetration.”
“Ayeee!” cried Morpheus, “if you’re going to rape me at least rub morphine on my nuts! The pain is too much!”
“Morphine for Morpheus,” Mr. Smith giggled as he turned his dick into a needle shape, and mounted Morpheus’s dick.
“Please,” Morpheus cried, “I’ll suck your dick for some morphine!”
“Uh,” Mr. Smith said as he humped Morpheus’s dick, “stop crying like a faggot, and fuck you Neo!”
“Fuck me?” Neo said as he pointed to himself, “why?”
“His dick hole is too loose after you fucked it, I’m not going to be able to cum,” Mr. Smith said.
“Dude,” Neo said, “it’s not loose, it’s just my cum lubed it up too much.”
Then Neo pulled out a white dishcloth.
“Dude,” Neo said, “totally dry his dick hole out with this dishcloth, and then fuck it. You’ll totally cum hard.”
“I have a better solution,” sneered Mr. Smith, “I’ve used my Matrix powers to increase the volume of my penis, therefore increasing the friction. It may cause Morpheus more pain, but what’s more pain to Morpheus?”
Then Morpheus screamed as Mr. Smith forced his dick into his dickhole, and fucked it until he came. Mr. Smith’s computerized cum shot out of Morpheus’s ball hole in bullet time.
“Dude,” Neo laughed, “get off. I want to fuck Morpheus in his mouth now!”
“Not until after I fuck his butt,” sneered Mr. Smith.
“Totally not cool dude,” scoffed Neo.
“What’s uncool,” said a snuggly voice, “is that I just killed Mr. Smith with my computerizer gun!?!”
Then Neo heard a laser blast, and Mr. Smith screamed as he dissolved into pixels, in bullet time…
In a glassine bubble beneath the waves of the ocean of rape…
A fluffy brown British kitty named Britter sits at a computerized terminal studying graphs and radar.
Behind him, on a brown fluffy couch, sits a large blonde man who seems to be over seven feet tall, he has butt length curly hair and is naked, except for a pair of acid washed chaps, he is also totally ripped. In his hands, this blonde giant holds a book with a yellow cover. The title reads NAKED BUTT by William S. Boros.
“How reads the book my dear associate?” Britter said.
It was then that the man threw the book across the glassine enclosed room.
“I’d stake my own name, Julian D’Raper,” said Julian D’Raper, “on the opinion that William X. Boros is even more of a mediocrity than William S. Burroughs!!! Furthermore I declare that Naked Butt is inferior to almost every novel ever written!!!”
“I suppose your opinion justifies my lifelong aversion to the work of Mr. Boros, and I thank you for that dear colleague,” laughed Britter, “naked butt indeed!”
“Look at that undersea rainstorm out there outside our glass bubble,” gasped Julian D’Raper, “the black clouds filter the light in such a manner as to give the ocean a wonderful shade of purple. It’s times like these that I love the ocean of rape.”
“I once loved this ocean as well,” said Britter with a lost puppy dog expression on his kitty face, “before Maniac of the Ocean and Psycho of the Sea took power and turned this alleged ocean of rape into an ocean of intolerance.”
“You as a furborne one, and I as a landbreather,” cried Julian D’Raper, “our rights are in jeopardy. Maniac of the Ocean and Psycho of the Sea are nothing more than despots!”
“Take comfort in this my friend,” Britter said as he pointed at the radar screen, “the radar tracker has just given me the location of the chosen one, the prophecy of the sea foretold this man, a so called raper of avalon would deliver the ocean of rape from tyranny.”
“Do you mean this puppy fellow?” Julian D’Raper said, “your old friend from Phillips Academy.”
“Correct,” Britter said, “the chosen one happens to be my old school chum Puppy of Snuggles. He is the only one with the rape talent to outrape Maniac of the Ocean and Psycho of the Sea!!!”
“We must bring him here immediately,” Julian D’Raper.
“Unfortunately dear lad,” Britter scowled, “there’s a slight sniggle snaggle, and we need your estranged cousin’s help.”
“Sniggle snaggle? Estranged cousin!” exclaimed Julian D’Raper, “that can only mean one thing!”
“Correct,” frowned Britter, “Puppy of Snuggles is lost in the Matrix, and only your cousin can retrieve him.”
“Alas,” Julian D’Raper said, “the fate of the ocean of rape lay in my cousin’s hands. I have no choice but to break off our estrangement!”
Then Julian D’Raper lifted his transmitter wristband to his mouth and spoke, “Ocean control!”
“Yea Julian,” said the whiney voice of Ocean Control, “whaddya want eh?”
“We have a code sixty-seven here,” said Julian in a grave voice.
“Ya kiddin me here Julian?” said the voice of Ocean Control, “there hasn’t been a code sixty-seven since I joined the ocean force. I mean we read about it in the academy but c’mon Julian, a frickin’ code sixty-seven?!”
“Unfortunately yes,” Julian D’Raper said, “this is a code sixty-seven situation.”
“Yea?” the voice of Ocean Control said, “what is this? You pullin’ my leg here Julian!”
“Oh blast it Julian, you need to be firm with these ocean control chaps!” screamed Britter as he grabbed Julian’s wristcom and held it up to his kitty mouth.
“Ocean control!” screamed Britter, “stop this foolishness immediately and dictate a telex now!”
“Yea Britter,” the voice of Ocean Control said, “no worries, heard ya loud and clear. Begin your dictation eh?”
“Address this telex to White Morpheus, care of the Matrix,” Britter said, “Dear White Morpheus, this matter is of the utmost importance, you must enter the Matrix and find Puppy of Snuggles. Once you find him you must yellow pill him. Failure is not an option! The fate of the ocean of rape depends upon your actions. End telex!”
Back in the rape chamber…
Neo and Morpheus turned to see a puppy, a puppy who looks just like Cooler from The Pound Puppies except cooler and snugglier.
“Good day mates,” the puppy said, “they call me Puppy of Snuggles. I’m the snuggliest and coolest puppy in the universe.”
“What do you want dude?” yelled Neo.
“Not much,” sneered Puppy of Snuggles, “I’ll just be raping and murdering your dead bodies, and follow that up with some snuggling.”
“Snuggling?” cried Morpheus.
Then Puppy of Snuggles pulled out a switchblade that had the words Brad Renfro carved into the ghostly colored pearl handle and said, “This is for Brad.”
Then Puppy of Snuggles slit Neo and Morpheus’s throats, and raped their assholes with his puppy dick until he came a lot.
Puppy of Snuggles lathered Neo and Morpheus’s bodies up with blood and puppy cum, then snuggled them like they were bunny rabbits, and he was like, “Aah, nothing like a good snuggle after rape and murder.”
“Unfortunately,” said a black peopley sounding voice, “we be gots mo important matters ta be dealing wit yo!”
“What in the name of snuggles are you even talking about?” Puppy of Snuggles said, “who the snuggly snugs do you think you are to walk in here and interrupt my snuggle time? “
Then the man with the black peopley voice stepped forward from within the shadows to reveal that he was actually a whiteboy.
The man was dressed in Morpheus clothes, and he had a Morpheus goatee, but his skin was pale white and covered in freckles like an Irish, and he had a big brown Jewfro atop his head.
“Check this puppy,” the man said, “ah be’s White Morpheus and ah’m here to tell y’all we gots a serious problem wit dis here universe!”
“You mean the real universe?” Puppy of Snuggles said, “the one that isn’t the Matrix?”
“Dats be da problem exactlee,” White Morpheus said, “this don’t be the real universe yo!”
Puppy of Snuggles made a shocked face.
“This’un here universe,” White Morpheus said, “that Black Morpheus told Neo was real just be another Matrix inside the Matrix.”
“So what’s the real universe?” Puppy of Sunggles said.
“I can’t even tell y’all until you make a choice,” White Morpheus said as he held out his hand. In the palm of his hand White Morpheus held a brown pill and a yellow pill.
“What the cuddle?” Puppy of Snuggles said in a grouchy voice, “what in the snug of snuggles are those things?”
“One be a poop pill,” White Morpheus said, “the otha be a pee pill.”
“Ew!” Puppy of Snuggles said.
Then Puppy of Snuggles made the grouchiest face the world had ever seen on a puppy.
“You be gots a choice to make snuggle pup,” White Morpheus said, “y’all could poop out on the poop pill and just keep y’all eyes closed. Stay here in this fake cracker ass inner Matrix and keep doing rapes dat ain’t even real, or…”
“Or what?” Puppy of Snuggles says.
“I ain’t feel comfortable telling y’all,” White Morpheus said.
“Why the snug not?” Puppy of Snuggles said.
“Y’all are too cute,” sneered White Morpheus, “you might get spooked if ya knew who it was was gunnin fur ya.”
“Gunnin fur me?” Puppy of Snuggles growled as he pulled out his Brad Renfro switch knife and stuck the blade up White Morpheus’s ball sack…
The Ocean of Rape…
Maniac of the Ocean watches his iPad as his tears rain down on the touch screen, blurring the video that shows Puppy of Snuggles on an endless raping spree…
“What eats at you partner?” Psycho of the Sea said as he put his tentacle arm around Maniac of the Ocean’s neck and snuggled him.
“It’s my jealousy, I suppose,” Maniac of the Ocean said, “this puppy’s raping ability is so beautiful it vexes me. It’s like nothing the ocean has ever seen!”
“Untrue dear partner,” Psycho of the Sea said, “TBH we’ve both been in the presence of a raper whose skills are comparable to Puppy of Snuggles’s if not superior.”
“Unfortunately you’re quite correct dear friend,” Maniac of the Ocean sighed, “it wasn’t just the puppy who vexed me. It was my memory of the first chosen one. The raper of Lenox Hill.”
“I still remember the day you chopped his dick off,” giggled Psycho of the Sea, “the great raper of Lenox Hill, otherwise known as Julian D’Raper, dickless for life thanks to you!”
“That’s why I was crying,” Maniac of the Ocean said, “I wanted to be the best raper ever, but I cut Julian’s dick off instead. It should have been rape against rape!”
“Yes,” nodded Psycho of the Sea, “the law of the ocean, rape against rape, rape on rape’s terms and all that.”
Puppy of Snuggles stood over White Morpheus and watched him bleed to death from his balls.
“You shouldn’t have snugged around,” Puppy of Snuggles said, “with your dying breath you need to tell me what the cuddle is going on. What does the pee pill do? Who is gunning fur me?”
“It be the ocean of rape y’all,” White Morpheus cried out with his dying breath, “the muthafuckin world outside the matrix be nothin but an ocean of rape. It’s be all dats really real and you’se gots to get there and face dese niggas dat be beefin wit you and puttin you on blast! Take dat yella pill you broke ass mutha!”
Then White Morpheus died and the brown and yellow pills fell out of his hand and onto the floor of the rape chamber.
Puppy of Snuggles picked the yellow pill up and gobbled it down, trying hard to ignore the pee pee taste that made him want to vomit.
Then he suddenly found the whole space in front of him that turned swirly in blue, and he soon found himself in ocean water.
“What in the snug?” exclaimed Puppy of Snuggles as the freezing water enveloped his puppy body. But then he soon found himself being sucked by a tractor beam down into a glassine bubble at the bottom of the ocean, and he heard a voice over a loudspeaker that was mounted on top of the bubble say, “Don’t be alarmed good fellow! Tis I, your friend British friend Britter, since our last rendezvous I’ve teamed up with a rebel faction in the ocean of rape. They want to take power away from Ocean Maniac and Psycho of the Sea, they want to help restore the balance of rape in the universe.”
“What the snug does that have to do with me?” Puppy of Snuggles growled.
“Because you are the chosen one Puppy of Snuggles,” said Britter, “you were born to be the greatest raper in the ocean of rape!”
Puppy of Snuggles did not recognize the British voice, but he was not suspicious. The curse of being so cool was that everyone remembered Puppy of Snuggles fondly as a friend, but Puppy of Snuggles remembered no one, he was just way too aloof.
TO BE CONTINUED…
In Ocean Of Rape: The Matrix Wars