It can be hard to get people to take an interest in your books when you’re an underground, self-published author from the streets.
Not everybody has a big machine behind them pushing their work to the masses.
I published my first novel The Wet Clits a few months ago and have struggled to get people to read it. I thought I’d post this excerpt here to show how silly it is, to show that it’s something you should be reading:
“How’s that?” Doctor of Bunnies said.
“You said you’d make a million billion noise complaints,” Clitney laughed.
“Hey! Don’t laugh at me,” Doctor of Bunnies said, “to be honest I was too busy tending to my bunny patients to make a billion million phone calls, but rest assured, seven thousand noise complaints are sufficient to ruin you in this town. Mwah ha ha!”
“Arr!” Monster of Frankenstein, “no threaten my friend!”
Then Monster of Frankenstein threw Doctor of Bunnies down the driveway and ran to the pink house covered with bunny faces.
“I shall have you charged with assault, you green vagabond,” Doctor of Bunnies said as he brushed the dirt from his fur.
Monster of Frankenstein used his hands to smash through the walls of Doctor of Bunnies’ house. He systematically tore the house to pieces, leaving nothing but a pile of pink bunny-face rubble.
As Monster of Frankenstein sorted through the rubble he saw a box of VHS tapes.
“Hey,” Doctor of Bunnies said, “don’t touch those tapes!!!”
Clitney ran over to Monster of Frankenstein and looked at the tapes. They were labeled in pink marker Shy Little Kittens Volumes 1-69.
“Hey!” Clitney said, “this is kitty porn.”
“Please don’t tell on me,” Doctor of Bunnies said, as tears soaked his face fur.
But when the cops came to investigate the noise complaint Clitney and the Monster did tell on Doctor of Bunnies. In the future he went to trial in bunny court and the bunny judge sentenced Doctor of Bunnies to a billion million years in bunny prison.
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